Best Bar Joke Ever

[CHRISTINA]

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Thought this would make you grin.

It also sums up the total denial of many new age people who still be lie ve all of the actions have some other agenda than the obvious.
- james gilliland

 

 

 

 

BEST BAR JOKE EVER

'Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!  The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.  He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Barrack Obama???"

[Trudy]

HAHAHAHAHAA lol ^_^ this I'm gonna share on FB!!! I've got a lot of american friends who voted for Obama solely because he is a black man.. oh dear oh dear...

[CHRISTINA]

or because they be lie ve he is a highly evolved being.....

 

the same being who remains loyal to rat maledict:

Obama: 'On behalf of Americans everywhere, Michelle and I wish to extend our appreciation and prayers to His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI [who systematically covered up Catholic child abuse in America].'

 

obama supporters are either willfully ignorant, brainwashed, a shill or plain stupid (SORRY ABOUT THIS).

 

obama is part of a system who serves only the few known as the dark cabal..

 

 
Trudy said:

HAHAHAHAHAA lol ^_^ this I'm gonna share on FB!!! I've got a lot of american friends who voted for Obama solely because he is a black man.. oh dear oh dear...

[William D. Cummings]

What is funny about this ? It would take someone of a lower IQ to find the humor. This is on a par with the fart jokes and slapstick comedy in the "Jackass" movies, so we know what type of person it would appeal to. HA HA HA !!!!

[CHRISTINA]

jackass movies or the likes are never my thing.

it seems you can tell everything about that kind of movies, william d.

 
William D. Cummings said:

What is funny about this ? It would take someone of a lower IQ to find the humor. This is on a par with the fart jokes and slapstick comedy in the "Jackass" movies, so we know what type of person it would appeal to. HA HA HA !!!!

[CHRISTINA]

this is what stupidity can lead to...

i'm only warning...

wake up!

[William D. Cummings]

So, I'm guessing that you think that only smart white people voted for Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, and his son the REAL genius, George Bush Jr. I have read reports From a man  named Otto Skorzeny that exposes the older Bush as a German who infiltrated America from the actual picture above. This man has pictures and contacts to verify his expose', and was an SS assassin for Hitler and his personal bodyguard. Check it out. You may be the only one who is stupid, by posting silly sophomoric jokes about someone who may be trying to clean the up the garbage.

[Trudy]

Lieverd ik heb de tekst een beetje aangepast om  de zionistisch joden op FB ook even te laten lachen ^_^

A jewish guy goes into a bar in Tell Aviv where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you jews . . . still happy . . . with the bible saying you the chosen one .. yessss???

[William D. Cummings]

Last time I looked, the Jews own most of the Banks of the world, the entertainment industry, the media, and they pull the strings to the US government, the POWER-BEHIND-THE-THRONE, so to speak. They convinced the world to give them their own country after WW11, (Israel) and they make wars on their neighbors without consequences of any kind. I'd say that they have done pretty well for themselves in modern society, so the 'chosen ones' moniker would seem to fit just perfect. Your joke is an insult to funny, and strikes out again.

Trudy said:

Lieverd ik heb de tekst een beetje aangepast om  de zionistisch joden op FB ook even te laten lachen ^_^

A jewish guy goes into a bar in Tell Aviv where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey."
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you jews . . . still happy . . . with the bible saying you the chosen one .. yessss???

[Trudy]

well my dear William D Cummings, it's just what you think IQ means, you're talk about beasts, murderers and you defined them as intelligence REALLY .. so you say weapons and power are the equality for IQ oh dear oh dear

PLEAZZZ CAN SOME ONE WAKE THIS POOR MAN UP!  TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!

[William D. Cummings]

I'd say that people like the Rothschilds and Rupert Murdoch would be considered fairly intelligent, Not to mention Steven Speilberg, George Lucas, Woody Allen, Allan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, Joe Lieberman, Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand. Untold attorneys and government representatives, physicians, teachers, business people in every country and all walks of life. Exactly how do YOU define IQ? By the way, I'm not poor, and I am completely wide awake. If you want to check ethnic IQ's using infantile-like "jokes" , look in the mirror first, before casting the first stone.

[Trudy]

hahahaha I'm not throwing no I just go sit down have a deep deep laugh.. really well well I step on somebody's toes.. me myseld and I are given you the Ho'oponopono it is not everyday I met ignorant people on this site.. jeah fabulous jews mighty intelligence rule the world hahahaha oh dear oh dear my belly is hurting Unbelievable what a joy ignorant people can bring!
Watch yourself and stay strong W D C wild times are cumming ;-)
William D. Cummings said:

I'd say that people like the Rothschilds and Rupert Murdoch would be considered fairly intelligent, Not to mention Steven Speilberg, George Lucas, Woody Allen, Allan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, Joe Lieberman, Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand. Untold attorneys and government representatives, physicians, teachers, business people in every country and all walks of life. Exactly how do YOU define IQ? By the way, I'm not poor, and I am completely wide awake. If you want to check ethnic IQ's using infantile-like "jokes" , look in the mirror first, before casting the first stone.

[William D. Cummings]

Ii would seem that your idea of being funny is to insult, and then laugh at your own unfunny joke. If anyone's IQ , or irrational views on life, be questioned, you would be the first one in line to be examined by the doctor. I also hear a hint of sociopathic disorder in your veiled threat, and convey my condolences for seeing yourself different from the rest of us.

Trudy said:

hahahaha I'm not throwing no I just go sit down have a deep deep laugh.. really well well I step on somebody's toes.. me myseld and I are given you the Ho'oponopono it is not everyday I met ignorant people on this site.. jeah fabulous jews mighty intelligence rule the world hahahaha oh dear oh dear my belly is hurting Unbelievable what a joy ignorant people can bring!
Watch yourself and stay strong W D C wild times are cumming ;-)
William D. Cummings said:

I'd say that people like the Rothschilds and Rupert Murdoch would be considered fairly intelligent, Not to mention Steven Speilberg, George Lucas, Woody Allen, Allan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, Joe Lieberman, Bette Midler, Barbara Streisand. Untold attorneys and government representatives, physicians, teachers, business people in every country and all walks of life. Exactly how do YOU define IQ? By the way, I'm not poor, and I am completely wide awake. If you want to check ethnic IQ's using infantile-like "jokes" , look in the mirror first, before casting the first stone.