ok this is some good stuff... really - id say go in order down the list, but only if you wanna see the line of thought that got me to the end result lol =)
that last one got me thinking - bavaria ... belgium... oh yeah belgium isnt a country i remember that "funny joke" web page... only its not so funny....
this part caught my eye.... (naturally of course) "If any "Belgian" citizen manages to read this through the Brussels Beast's firewall, know that we can extract you and offer you amnesty and a real life in the Republic of Cascadia. Contact me and I'll make the arrangements."