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i belong to the Umpa Luompa religion i small religion to be sure were all about 4ft in hieght and our high priest is amost 5 ft the taller you are the closer you are to the gods they sey. in our religion it was said back befor chocolate was a fad that there would be a great puoring out of the coco beans upon our great and wounderful planet the time of the beans is a comen by the callenders of ancient umpa luompas set in the caverns of the forrest of choco there is mystical… Continue