Posted on March 7, 2009 at 2:23pm
...though it is little known, The Holy Mantra of The Curly has been practiced for decades by only the highest initiates of Curlyism, a profound sect of enlightened eye-poking monks known only as the Imbecillia. This is "Eyes Only." Please do not share!
The mantra is as follows, to be performed after initiation only! And in a disturbingly annoying way: