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The more you go "wo-wo-wo-wo-wo," the more you attract "wo-wo-wo-wo-wo."

...though it is little known, The Holy Mantra of The Curly has been practiced for decades by only the highest initiates of Curlyism, a profound sect of enlightened eye-poking monks known only as the Imbecillia. This is "Eyes Only." Please do not share!

The mantra is as follows, to be performed after initiation only! And in a disturbingly annoying way:

Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo!

We all have the potential to achieve our All-Curly. If we would only listen to the "wo-wo-wo-wo-wo" that dwells within.

...for Moe's poke is near...you.