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Yoda wisdom for Gungan groupies

Yoda wisdom for Gungan groupies
When Yoda unexpectedly encounters a fresh slice of hot buttered toast, his light sabre glows blue. But he does not eat it. Even a Jedi Master cannot easily digest a light sabre.

Yoda senses a disturbance
in The Force.
On Planet Earth
another animal
has been needlessly
butchered

for human food.

***

Yoda has taught
many young Jedis
in his time,
but he knows that
teaching is not something
you do to pupils;
teaching is something you are.


***

Yoda is aware that
7.6 million British women
own more than sixteen
pairs of shoes each,
but The Force remains strong
within him.


***

Yoda thinks that astrology
will be better understood
on Planet Earth
when human science becomes
a little more mature.


***

Yoda trusts his own anger;
he has a second cup of tea
with
Saruman the White.

***

Gungans are not
intellectuals.
Yoda knows this
but stays positive.


***

On Christmas Eve,
when Yoda encounters
a fresh slice of
hot buttered toast,
his light sabre glows blue.
But he does not eat it.
Even a
Jedi Master
cannot easily digest
a light sabre.


***

In The Adam and Eve pub,
in Bishopgate, Norwich (UK),
Yoda, Albus Dumbledore

and Gandalf the Grey
occasionally enjoy a game
of three-sided chess.
But they take care

to leave the pawns untouched.

***

The thing about Yoda
is that
Yoda doesn't blog.


***

Yoda doesn't eat chocolate;
he wills the
chocolate
to be eaten by others.


***

Yoda understands himself;
he knows about
the internal architecture
of being.


***

Yoda is everywhere;
he is everywhere
all at once,
except you don't notice.


***

Think quantum transdimensionality
and you think Yoda.
But you don't touch Yoda
with your thought;
Yoda touches you with his.


***

Yoda's ears are chimerical;
they look as if
they're listening.
But actually
his ears
are looking.

They are looking elsewhere.


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Comment by RL on June 8, 2010 at 4:27am
im feeling abit hungry now...

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