PROZZAK UNCOVERS BIRD FLU/CHEMTRAIL CONNECTION !!!þ

[jose v]

BREAKING NEWS:
U.S. Scientists have recently combined the dastardly H5N31 virus in birds which are capable of excreting enormous amounts of the virus in what has been classifed as "PROJECT ANAL DROPPINGS." Unsuspecting citizens are now being bombarded by noxious "droppings" of the most despicable kind since the invention of, well - poop. These discharges from hundreds of thousands of birds are now laying waste to American cities by circling and bombarding them with a fine particulate matter which is comprised of: recombinated bird flu virus, freeze dried cancer cells, barium, aluminum, aspartame, digested worms - and, poop!



According to Dr. Lance, a prominent microbiologist from Canada who lives in his basement in Canada, there is no need for panic. States Dr. Lance, " Buy gold and silver. We start a new currency that the birds like! Gold is really shiny and so is silver - and heck the birds like shiny things and they won't sh#t on we Canadians, eh." When asked as to what Americans should do to protect themselves from PROJECT ANAL DROPPINGS, Dr. Lance referred to the highly successful Homeland Security suggestion, "...duct tape and plastic should do it. And keep some gold and silver handy cuz those critters can't go on a poopin' forever!"

GOD HELP US

PROZZAK
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=144599

[Bishop]

that picture is great lol

[Matt Wilkinson]

lmao, the madness, the horror.