1..At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.
2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3..Every Time Someone Asks YouToDo Something,ask If They Want Fries with that. 4.Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
5.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write'ForMarijuana.
6.Skipdown the hallRather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.
7.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go'. 9.Sing Along At The Opera.
10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because Youhave a headache.
11.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
12.When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13.Tell Your ChildrenOver Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14.PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOMIS.