The Unification Epicenter of True Lightworkers
MotherGod 0 minutes ago
~Galactic Free Press~ 10/1/10
“We have Shared with Humanity, “WE have Landed” and We Ain't a Kidden'”
Vatican and ET Disclosures
It takes a village to raise a child, it Takes an Entire Planet to Raise a Human.
~ Get Ready To Fly, Get Ready To Go, and Spread Your Wings as far as they can GO, if you can
feel this Joy your wings are already open. Love Mom and Dad
“Priest Sipping Vodka”
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit,
I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I
take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon,
he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,don't say he was
stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat
it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me"
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry,"
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the
grub, yeah God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a
Peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's!
Join The Love Crew Today On FaceBook, As We gather As One In Love, The Planet Lifts OFF. Join Here http://thelovecrew.com/
Taken By Lana outside her home 9/30/10 http://www.facebook.com/#!/album.php?aid=83069&id=1250800315
If You would like to join the rest of Your Family, you can join us at
With ALL our Love Unconditionally
Father~Mother God and The Entire Galactic Free Press Staff