Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

[jose v]

SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn't afraid to let everyone in attendance know about "the real mess we're in," Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood's Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/drunken-ben-bernanke-tells-everyon...

[Trudy]

Digital money is no money i.e  has no value ... America has long been bankrupt !!!

[Tiger Lee]

Yeah, the dollar failing is not the worst part about this scandle. Its the fact that they know that this flooding will begin, or qouted from the Elders beyond the veil "They know that millions of lives are at risk." All my family won't believe me and my brothers in Japan. Its so sad! Yet, God hasnt called/motioned any of them to move either. So, maybe thats the reason. This is no new subject to me, and i have been having dreams for nearly half my life of the events that are unfolding now! Maybe thats why I am one of the few that sees it before it will happen. For anyone who live in the North East USA, brace yourselves. Its the only area I know for sure; that and California and Japan. Yet, everyone else sees that coming too. Never saw clouds that were so sad and gloomy! Tokyo is also the pinnacle of so called human advancedment; it is sinking as I type.

[jose v]

some documents are so secret that only speak by rumors already what everybody knows

[ian]

if it comes from the onion, then it is crap :<