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  • Harriter88

    Monty Python - Flying Lessons
  • Harriter88

    Monty Python - Silly Olimpiad
  • KigreTheViking

    Hillarious that SIMON'S CAT 'CAT MAN DO'
    Great Dana!!! Loved it.
  • KigreTheViking

    Ok the vid Ex E.T. was also nice, very lovely! :)
  • Dana

    hahaha Ah Terry, I love Monty Python they're so demented. If it weren't for the egg laying, Canada would have had that race lmao

    Mariell that's almost too true for words lol...
  • Harriter88

    Dana,love the ET vid,so now i get it all the misfits are sent here,only to deal with the Dracs here.OOOHH AN HOOP! Excuse me i'm off to play the GRAND Triangle!
  • Harriter88

    M,love the Black Hole Vid,& Mariell love the Atkinson stuff.88.
  • Dana

    lmao... You've an ole in you oop... tink
  • Dana

    I'm sure most have seen this many times, but it always makes me chuckle :)

  • Dana

    A Moral Dilema

    This test is very quick with only one question, but it's a very important one, especially considering the news of the past week. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

    Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

    Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.


    You are in Canada, Ottawa to be specific.

    There is chaos all around you caused by a huge early December storm with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

    You are a photo-journalist working for a major Canadian newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

    The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

    There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water of the Ottawa River.

    Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


    Suddenly, you see four men in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

    You move closer... Somehow, the men look familiar... You suddenly realize who they are.. It's Stephen Harper, Stephane Dion, Jack Layton, and Gilles Duceppe!

    You notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever. You have two options:

    You can save lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of the country's most powerful men at possibly one of Canada's most important historical moments!


    Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...

    Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
  • Dana

    Loved the mantaray butterfly, and the pooch with the head of the bald eagle... kind of reminiscent of a Griffin... Interesting video, thx Upsy :)
  • ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ......

    An anti-NWO song i found ..

    Jackson Browne.
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    I´ve been waiting for something to happen
    For a week or a month or a year
    With the blood in the ink of the headlines
    And the sound of the crowd in my ear
    You might ask what it takes to remember
    When you know that you´ve seen it before
    Where a government lies to a people
    And a country is drifting to war

    And there´s a shadow on the faces
    Of the men who send the guns
    To the wars that are fought in places
    Where their business interest runs

    On the radio talk shows and the t.v.
    You hear one thing again and again
    How the u.s.a. stands for freedom
    And we come to the aid of a friend
    But who are the ones that we call our friends--
    These governments killing their own?
    Or the people who finally can´t take any more
    And they pick up a gun or a brick or a stone

    There are lives in the balance
    There are people under fire
    There are children at the cannons
    And there is blood on the wire

    There´s a shadow on the faces
    Of the men who fan the flames
    Of the wars that are fought in places
    Where we can´t even say the names

    They sell us the president the same way
    They sell us our clothes and our cars
    They sell us every thing from youth to religion
    The same time they sell us our wars
    I want to know who the men in the shadows are
    I want to hear somebody asking them why
    They can be counted on to tell us who our enemies are
    But they´re never the ones to fight or to die
    And there are lives in the balance
    There are people under fire
    There are children at the cannons
    And there is blood on the wire
  • Maitaki

    The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics

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    light it up, lightworkers ...

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    hahahah ..
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  • Dana


    50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant gardens.

    35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
    Italian Cars won't start.
    Canadians drive with the windows down.

    32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
    American water freezes.
    Canadian water gets thicker.

    0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
    New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
    Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
    Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

    -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
    Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying "cold, eh."

    -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
    Hell freezes over.
    The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
  • Dana


    Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

    She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

    She's such a bitch...
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  • KigreTheViking

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    A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

    Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?”

    The French teacher wasn’t sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

    The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
    1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
    2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
    3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

    The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
    3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

    What'd You Think?
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    lmao .. calvin and hobbes is a superb comic strip ..
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  • Dana

    I thought this would make you laugh.....and maybe try to attain inner peace yourself!
    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me. Today, we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

    A doctor on breakfast television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov
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    The Ant and the Grasshopper [Old story - New version]

    Old Story:

    The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

    New Version:(with a conclusion at the very end ;))

    The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

    The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

    Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

    NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

    The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

    Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house.

    Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

    Mayawati states this as “injustice” done on Minorities.

    Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

    The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

    Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bengal Bandh’ in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

    CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

    Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the ‘Gharib Grasshopper Rath’.

    Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the “Prevention of Atrocities Against Grasshoppers Act” [PAAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

    Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services.

    The Ant is fined for failing to comply with PAAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

    Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.

    Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.

    CPM calls it the ”Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden’

    Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

    Many years later...

    The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley,

    100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India,


    As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!! ! :) :) :)
  • KigreTheViking

    "Man vs Kids"

  • Golden_Angel_K

    hahaahah those kids are incredible!
  • Dana

    If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

    When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking 25 miles to school every morning ... Uphill... barefoot... BOTH ways

    Yadda, yadda, yadda

    And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

    You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my Childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!

    I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and Look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!! There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

    There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

    We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

    We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids' and your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or Screens; it was just one screen forever!

    And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

    You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!
    And we didn't have microwaves; if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove. Imagine that!

    That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy.
    You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980!

    The over 30 Crowd
  • Golden_Angel_K

  • Golden_Angel_K

    suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper amaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Golden_Angel_K

    EVOLUTION OF DANCE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Golden_Angel_K

  • Golden_Angel_K

    wandefully beautifull.............:)
  • Shital

  • KigreTheViking

    This will scare the crap out of you ALL!!!

    (Hitchcock's Ninja Cat comes closer without moving)

  • Golden_Angel_K

    OMG!!!...........:D :D :D.........what divine feminine energies can do for you!!!!!!!.......Incredible...... :D!!!!

  • Tony

    a tale of two brains

  • Tetragrammaton

    The nothing box comes in handy for meditation haha...
  • Golden_Angel_K

  • Sozra

    DoableDream2012 : Spiritual Festival at Cusco, Peru : 25-29 October 2012 - Festival of Light and Love http://www.doabledream2012.com/

  • Tony

  • Tony

    wow, what an atmosphere, The official aftermovie from Decibel outdoor festival 2011. August 20th at the Beekse Bergen Hilvarenbeek (NL). Presented by b2s. A place just down the road from here.