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"Lighten up", Lightworkers.....

A place where you can post or debate anything "unrelated" to all of our hard research and work here. Jokes, funny stories, links you dig, music, etc...

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Hey Everyone!

In the time I have been here, I have met so many interesting people. I have laughed with them in chat and read their amazing philosophies, and have shared in their great stories.

Good people indeed. I thought it would be cool to make a group for just lighthearted stuff. Bands you want people to check out, or movies to see, cool youtube vidz, or experiences you had that blew your mind or made you laugh or cry. Maybe even a joke or two to tell or some cool links to pass on...............whatever. So please make yourself at home here, and enjoy the show.........:)

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Humor..... Everyone should have a healthy level of insanity !! :o) enjoy..

Started by ૐ Daisy ૐ. Last reply by ૐ Daisy ૐ Apr 20, 2010. 1 Reply

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.…Continue

Wii Fun Anyone??? ;o)

Started by ૐ Daisy ૐ. Last reply by ૐ Daisy ૐ Feb 23, 2010. 2 Replies

If anyone has Mario Kart for the Wii and would like to race me my friend code is 2793 6475 2385be sure to send me a msg so i can add your friend code also ! xoxoContinue

Tags: kart, mario, fun, wii

Pug, Elected Sheriff in Small Town in Texas as Protest Vote Against Widespread Corruption; Promises Changes

Started by The Transcendent. Last reply by Kerrie (Zoolithe)♥ Feb 2, 2010. 3 Replies

 In a ceremony today in Crawford, Texas, a pug dog was actually elected to the position of Sheriff to protest the illegal activities conducted by law enforcement there. The pug in a speech, aided…Continue

Daily Quotes of Interest and Enlightenment (If you have a quote that moves you in some manner, share it here please)

Started by Dana. Last reply by Tataruga Feb 7, 2009. 23 Replies

I thought to start this discussion because there are so many great people that influence us in our daily lives. These people have done or said something that has touched us in ways that empower and…Continue

A PJ ..

Started by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ....... Last reply by Um No Jan 17, 2009. 1 Reply

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............They decide to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count upto 100...and then…Continue

How About ME? AM I the Leader You're Looking For?

Started by Missing Link. Last reply by Missing Link Jan 15, 2009. 2 Replies

Hi, my name is Missing Link, and I'd like to throw my hat in the ring, as possible Saviors leader. I mean you all evolved from me, I'm great in trees and I promise a banana in every pot. I also have…Continue

DISTURBING NEW TREND!!! All-Pug Only Drinking Establishments Being Operated By Organized Crime

Started by The Transcendent. Last reply by The Transcendent Jan 14, 2009. 5 Replies

Law enforcement officials commented today they have discovered Mexican mafia sponsered watering holes, known in the industry as "pug holes," popping up around the world in response to millions of…Continue

Master comes home, finds Shorty has a new hobby, he even brought Muscles to give him a few tips ..

Started by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ....... Last reply by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... Jan 10, 2009. 4 Replies

lol .. Sorry for the copyright infringement R .. but i had to post this ..Continue

The Canadian Coalition In Action #%&#@

Started by Dana. Last reply by S Jan 5, 2009. 2 Replies

Our American friends, you're not alone... It's a freakin epidemic!!!Continue

Mariell

Celtic Women...divine!

Started by Mariell. Last reply by Mariell Jan 2, 2009. 2 Replies

Walking in the air Caledonia You raise me up Ave Maria O, holy night! Over the rainbow May it be Panis angelicus Siuil a Run (Walk my love) Scarborough fair.. Orinoco Flow Spanish lady At…Continue

Eccentric Billionaire Leaves Fortune to Pug...Now Set For Life

Started by The Transcendent. Last reply by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... Jan 2, 2009. 4 Replies

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Mariell

LAUGHTER for the hollydays!!

Started by Mariell. Last reply by Um No Dec 20, 2008. 1 Reply

Nature of the UniverseAlbert Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."Max Frisch: "Technology is a way of organizing the universe…Continue

Art I Have Found...

Started by Um No. Last reply by Um No Dec 9, 2008. 2 Replies

Enjoy it :)PleiadianContinue

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Comment by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... on February 6, 2009 at 5:19pm
The Ant and the Grasshopper [Old story - New version]

Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

New Version:(with a conclusion at the very end ;))

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as “injustice” done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bengal Bandh’ in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the ‘Gharib Grasshopper Rath’.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the “Prevention of Atrocities Against Grasshoppers Act” [PAAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with PAAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.

Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.

CPM calls it the ”Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden’

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India,

..AND

As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!! ! :) :) :)
Comment by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... on February 1, 2009 at 2:48pm
heheh
Comment by Dana on January 29, 2009 at 12:58pm
I thought this would make you laugh.....and maybe try to attain inner peace yourself!
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me. Today, we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on breakfast television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov
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Comment by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... on January 25, 2009 at 5:09pm

Comment by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... on January 25, 2009 at 5:09pm

Comment by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... on January 19, 2009 at 8:32am
lmao .. calvin and hobbes is a superb comic strip ..
Comment by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... on January 18, 2009 at 8:40pm
ARE COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE



A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?”

The French teacher wasn’t sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

What'd You Think?
Comment by Dana on January 18, 2009 at 2:54am

Comment by ..... (RaInBoW wArRiOr) ...... on January 17, 2009 at 1:30pm
heheheheheh
Comment by KigreTheViking on January 14, 2009 at 9:17pm
 

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